We all speak crap from time to time.
Amazing sarcastic comments which aren’t understood by anyone and hence turn crappy.
But, the crappiest ones are the ones which give you a gag reflex worse than a shot of Castor oil would.
You wish you could make them go mute, turn the words back, maybe shut your ears
punch ’em in the face hard enough for it to turn inside out (whose crap-talking now, bitch!)